Risk Assessment On Water Slides Onboard Concludes: They Suck

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“What’s not to like?” Asks Bob Brokaw, lead brokaw for Krpytonite Yachts. “They look like shit, they take crew away from important tasks while they’re being set up, they can be dangerous to have out if the weather turns, and to the best of my knowledge no one has ever actually entered the water via one in the history of seafaring. And the guests love them!”

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